Message from the Southern GOP Conference for Equality

The GOP in the South wants you to know that they care. So they are issuing these guidelines to help black teenagers.

When you walk, walk at a pace of 70 steps per minute.  Walking at a rate of 60 steps or per minute or less indicates that you are scoping out the area for some future criminal activity.

If you walk 80 steps per minute or faster, you are probably trying to get away from something criminal that you just did.

Please practice walking 70 steps per minute.  This could save your life in Florida and Texas.

Since white boys don’t commit crimes, it really doesnt matter how they walk.

This message brought to you by the Southern Republican Conference for Equality.